A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.
"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"
by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019
by Iamrequest June 01, 2016
by Rayraymadden June 23, 2014
A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.
Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.
by A FUCKING MEXICAN PP_IMMIGRANT May 04, 2019
A white, wannabe gangster with "little man's syndrome." They walk around with their pants saggin, swinging an arm, trying to look both tough and cool. They are neither.
Dude, I hear you almost got into it with one of Kathryn's friends the other night at her party?!
Yeah, but he was a just a cracker snap and I threw him down the stairs by his baggy Hilfigers. He didn't have the balls to come back for more.
Yeah, but he was a just a cracker snap and I threw him down the stairs by his baggy Hilfigers. He didn't have the balls to come back for more.
by J-Effit December 03, 2009
A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".
Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.
by Mazzey June 22, 2011
a poor attempt to combine offensive language and racist slang, ending in a very sad attempt at an insult, yet a funny way to try and end a fight with a laugh.
"You're such a nipple cracker!"
by Mike Torba April 27, 2008