germ circle

The group of people with whom you do not practice social distancing.

Kissing and hugging is strictly reserved for my germ circle.

by BikesBeerBob March 21, 2020

irregardlessificationising

irregardlessificationising (noun. gerund) - the adoption of a neologism by adding extraneous affixes to an already existing and perfectly fine word. For example, using 'irregardless" instead of "regardless". The term is used to mock the use of such words in speech or writing, or by inclusion in dictionaries.

Synonym: affixationizingism

Etymology: Formed by its own example of adding extraneous affixes from irregardless; this is also an example of nouning an adverb. Note that the preferred spelling uses the British -ising for added insult, but may also be spelled irregardlessificationizing with -izing.

"We are still displeased with the irregardlessificationizing of language by adding extraneous affixes to create malarkey words, but pandemic is a fitting #WordOfTheYear."

"So much pretentious business jargon (like 'actionable' or 'ideation' or 'pre-meeting' or 'wordsmithing') uses irregardlessificationising to appear smart in front of co-workers, but is both ridiculous and condescending."

by Richard.J.Barbalace April 12, 2021

Yaaziel

Yaaziel is a strong, sexy, confident, and extremely ambitious man. He starts every morning with positive affirmations and a good workout. The ladies are super attracted to him so guys often get upset when they catch their lady eyeing him down. He never talks shit because he leads by example, focuses on improving self, and is dedicated to maintaining generational wealth. He is also a man of faith who strives to break unhealthy generational patterns. Yaaziel is a philanthropist, college educated, well traveled, and abundantly successful. He loves and respects women and understands the importance of protecting them emotionally and physically. He’s the man who marries an incredibly smart and beautiful woman.

Mia: “Have you seen that sexy guy named Yaaziel?”

Anna: “Gurl, yes! Yaaziel is the whole damn package.”

by 1wxl June 12, 2021

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.

Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 11penny June 28, 2021

Taryn'd

Verb. A process similar to breadcrumbing, with the distinct difference of being devastated by the one who Taryn'd you, with said person having no remorse of the whole process.

Me: Why are you so down?

Friend: Dude, I was Taryn'd by Amy. This sucks.

Me: That does suck. I told you to watch out for her. I think she Taryn'd Jeremiah, too.

by the real dr bo July 12, 2021

MCONA

Minority Candidates Only Need Apply. What everybody knows but nobody will dare say publicly for fear of being labeled a racist bigot, Applies primarily to positions and especially internships in media, sports, and academia.

Chad: man I sure hope I get that internship at ESPN this summer.

Biff: bro don't you know that's a MCONA job! Your whiteness means another summer working the Wendy's drive thru!

by Dmarsha March 13, 2022