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Verb. To be called into someone's office and when you get there, the person isn't there; or, when you stop by someone's office and they aren't there.
I stopped by Bob's office to see how his weekend was, but I was Taryn'd.
Taryn'd by the real dr bo July 9, 2020

National Taryn Day 

Damn guess what day it is? NATIONAL TARYN DAY

Dirty Taryn 

The act of drinking till you vomit, vomiting into a jug and re-drinking it so no alcohol is wasted
Drank till they couldn't drink anymore so had to Dirty Taryn their own vomit.
Dirty Taryn by Bangprimus May 22, 2019

Dirty Taren 

A Dirty Taren is the act of wearing PJs all day with an erect penis in front of your friends and loved ones and yelling at them for eatting your wife's hoe-made chilli while preparing to perform a Dirty John in secret early in the morning after drinking all the wine and telling your couch-surfing brother bf that his dad is in a baby cult.
Ohh shit bitches! That bad ass fuck is about to get fucked up by the Dirty Taren
Dirty Taren by MaxAmperage March 27, 2020

Dirty Tarun 

Being strapped to a bungee cord on your penis and bouncing but instead of a trampoline, you’re bouncing on a guys fist while a circle of dudes shit liquid diarrhea on to you
My mom came to watch me have my first Dirty Tarun
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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