by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
by Baalo69 March 4, 2021
Get the Holy jerk offmug. A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
Get the Lurk 'n' jerkmug. Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
by helga October 16, 2003
Get the jerk-id beefmug. Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler October 21, 2015
Get the Roman Circle Jerkmug. The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019
Get the Game of Thrones Jerkmug.