...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

i like my cheese drippy bruh

The act of Logan Paul saying: "I like my cheese drippy bruh" upon comparing Lunchly's so called "drippy cheese" to that of Lunchable's so called "sticky cheese"

"Come in close and look at the queso cheese in Lunchly, versus whatever that is. Drip versus stick. I like my cheese drippy bruh."

by SkibidiRizzChiz November 26, 2024

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot

Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.

by Ikutto November 13, 2011

I

a boomer that is ugly like you hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhaahahaaaaa

I love Ice Cream!!!!

by CryptoKnowsWords May 8, 2021

I

I remember when each morning

The sun would shine
As I thought of the love that was mine…
A smile I gleamed…
As I patiently waited for that one day…
My dream….

Now as each days passes by…
The things I treasured
Appear to be more and more

My imagination flying high…

Even though I am not his beautiful lady…
He will always be the one

I will dream of when the day is done….
And envy the lady whose heart she won ❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 28, 2025

and I oop-

Just... please don’t use this term. Ever.

I can’t give an example because this term should never be used by anybody, including me.

...

AnD I oOp-

by that dudette August 20, 2019