by Xiao July 16, 2002
Get the You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. mug.by straight_evil August 7, 2006
Get the You actin like a real bitch right now mug.A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
Get the You don't talk to ma wife like dat mug.To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))
*usually said to a girl from the guy*
*usually said to a girl from the guy*
by jackie :) August 21, 2006
Get the i wanna bang you like a screen door mug.used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.
by a loser March 11, 2004
A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020
Get the So cute that I would eat you up! mug.by SexyMofoStarrGazer December 28, 2011
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