Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Butt-Samies

Another term for Aspergers

She's got the Butt-Samies!

by KaelDarkwind April 8, 2024

Oscar Samaha

A sigma who goes to the gym and lift weights.

¨You are a huge ¨Oscar Samaha¨ you love to be sigma and lift weights.

by Me gusto los hombres April 17, 2024

Oscar Samaha

A sigma

You are a Oscar Samaha

by Me gusto los hombres April 24, 2024

John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024