I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

I Real That

When you relate to something in both a real way and a feel way.

Person 1 "I'm so bored I wanna die"
Person 2 "I real that"

by L.luci.i6 March 8, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

I hope you trip up the stairs

When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."

Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"

by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022

I KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW NOTHING

THIS IS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE YOU THEN COME BACK AND TELL YOU , THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND YOU REPLY "I KNOW NOTHING".

by #LadiBonnie#794969 December 13, 2019