Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

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The Big Bird

The Internet.

John: Did you know that trees eat fish?

Sarah: Yeah right! Where did you read that??

John: I read an article about it on The Big Bird.

by kokdobbbbbbrr April 10, 2021

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big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.

by Colby brock12322 May 31, 2018

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Big stronk

When you're having a stroke and can't pronounce stroke and say big stronk.

That guy had a big stronk

by Onward_Raft May 15, 2020

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Big Skreen

Big Skreen is a sandwich made from leftover popcorn from a previous movie experience where the popcorn is layered between two or more slices of bread of your choosing.

Dude, I made myself a big skreen last night cuz '23 got me broke af!

by SA Fox Mulder February 15, 2023

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