half-your-age-plus-seven

There's 1300 reviews on this phrase, and no one has managed to figure out the reverse of this rule? Surely my town wasn't the brightest of the lot?

If you're 40, 27 and younger is skezy, as 40/2+7 = 27.
If you're 40, 53 and older is skezy, as 40*3/2-7 = 53.

No one here seems to know how to write a formula. Half-your-age-plus-seven

by ep1032 October 18, 2010

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.

Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

National give your kid whatever day

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.

“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

by CupidXOXOXOXO August 19, 2021

Slap your sibling across their face day!

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 27, 2021

National Slap Your Sister Day

On the 10th of August, after National Slap Your Brother Day, is National Slap Your sister day. It is a day where you, as it says in the title, a day to slap your female siblings.

Me:"It's National Slap Your Sister Day"
My sister: Shit...

by EpicCommie August 9, 2021