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bad owen

A bad Owen who has showered the audience with cringe and triggering thoughts
That is a very bad Owen
by Batty j3mes August 3, 2017
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Liam owens

Liam owens is ginger and has a long nickname
by Keewon June 26, 2021
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Owen

Owen is my bestie and makes out with my friend nvsolts and has started to not be fan of my friend rfk but he kind of zesty but he lowkey pookie
Owen is my pookie
by You know who I sm July 1, 2025
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Owen

A little gremlin man who lives in a cave and steals your grain waves.
Gosh darn you Owen! Gimme back my grain waves!
by Owunga August 3, 2022
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owen

a rlly not anoying kid whos fucks lots a womanz
hes the best person ever and if u hate him u will go to hell and if u break up with him u will regret it
yo that guys a playa
yea hes a real owen
Owen very cool
by nevernignog November 20, 2019
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Owenism

A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.

In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.

Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
I devleoped owenism
by Exoticx17 November 2, 2025
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Owen

Owen is short, but kind and likes Geography to much for anyone to live. He is very funny and protective of his hats. If you know owen, cry, because he will make you guess where countries are, but you won't know, but he doesn't care, and he'll JUST KEEP MAKING YOU GUESS
K: Owen made me do geography again... I will cry the next time he does this

P: Haha, that's emo

K:stfu
by I don't like geography February 21, 2023
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