Brick Wall

the evil arch-nemisis of the enraged teen, who feels the need to strike inanimate objects.

guy1: fuck i broke my hand,
guy2: ahah, howd that happen?
guy1: failed a b-bal test, got pissed, needed to hit something.. Brick Wall
guy2: LOLACAUST

by lee.a November 29, 2011

Occupy Wall Street

the biggest joke of a movement America has seen in a long time. made in response to the Great Recession. fueled by the thought that the Great Recession is a big enough excuse not to try to make a living and banks (no pun intended) on the idea that complaining is a great substitute for action. ignores the fact that "life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." a complete kick in the face for those who have worked for everything they have owned. destroys the businesses, cars, public safety, and even lives. a complete disgrace. i grew up out of a liberal family, and I'm not that conservative, but these people make me sick.

Jack, one of the 99%: "Uggh, this economy won't let me get a job! Waaaa! Screw those fat cats upstairs! OCCUPY WALL STREET! Come on, gang, torch that family-owned general store! Stupid capitalists! Capitalism is evil!"

General Store Owners: "I could cry right now. I've worked way too hard and have stretched by budget way too much to have my successful general store go to shambles like this. Sure, this economy has driven down the profit of my store, but I still get by, and my family has loved me for it. How the FUCK am I one of those fat cats, you bastards?!?"

Justin, one of the 99%: "JP Morgan Chase's headquarters! Torch it!"

Jack, one of the 99%: "No, they've got security. And guns. And that building is way too big. One ear of corn at a time, Justin. Lets not work too hard now."

Mother of a dead child to Jack: "You guys killed my son! He was 10 years old!"

Jack, one of the 99%: "Lets put it this way, mam, at least he can't grow up to be an evil fat cat."

by SpecialK619 May 28, 2013

On the wall

The opposite of being off the wall. To be so uncool that it is hard to understand.

"Damn, this kid is so on the wall, look at the loser."

by Gnar Star January 21, 2009

White Wall

Term used to describe the process of thought that randomly occurs after excessive usage of drugs. The user will try to think of something and randomly have a mind blank. White wall can occur at anytime and anywhere.

Alan was in Wal Mart and all of a sudden didn't know where he was. He had wicked white wall.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Where's Waldo

(n) When ladies try to find that "one guy" they're looking for, but only encountering average joes.

(n)The search for the long overdue boy who satisfies a girl's "said to be simple/high" expectations.

A:"What happened to Josh?"
B:"Eh, I'm not interested. He was nothing special"
A:"Another miss?"
B:"Yeah, I'm so sick of playing Where's Waldo. I'm not lookin for just anybody!"

by "Tiff & Jon" from the Cow town January 2, 2008

Wallkill Wallop

Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.

I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.

by Petie April 26, 2005

wall-grabber

The act of "grabbing the wall" (or in some cases the handicap rails) in a bathroom when taking an especially violent shit.

Dude, after I ate all those tacos I took a fat shit. It was a wall-grabber. I won't be able to sit down for a few days.

by The Juggernaut June 11, 2006