G value

The time taken by a person to make a woman orgasm through g spot stimulation

Mike: Dude did you hear about Tommy?
Jim: Yeah dude his g value is 5 minutes
Mike : That bitch Mckenzie sure was lucky

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN November 26, 2018

Rafael Vasquez

Someone who calls himself RAFT online

why does he call himself raft? Because his name is rafael vasquez

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss September 10, 2021

Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

constants and variables

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

Ren Trickshot Variation

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The other variation of a "Ren Trickshot" is doing the 360 BEFORE you jump.

That is even worse LOL why yo ass doing the "Ren Trickshot Variation"

by infuriating April 28, 2021

discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Vartika

One that spreads the light of knowledge.

One who is Loving, caring but stands up for her rights.

Vartika literally translates to the wick of a candle that spreads light.

by Divinity123 March 1, 2010