reverse happy trail

When a guy has a patch of hair on his lower back that leads to his butt.

"Yo, this guy I'm seeing has a reverse happy trail!"

"Oh.. that is not too happy"

by nobutt July 4, 2016

Paving a happy trail

When one shits on your chest and proceeds to smear it with there ass creating a paved appearance

Dude I totally met up with this chick and she started paving a happy trail.

by Groos July 26, 2019

Country Road Forest Trail

When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.

Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night

by Barnabus III December 24, 2020

Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs

person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?

by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021

The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections

I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.

by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022