Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

kentucky thumb

when you shove your thumb in your girls ass

gave my girl the ol’ kentucky thumb last night.

by s rooster May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.

After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.

by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021

The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.

"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"

by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.

How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022