sports sock

another name for a condom

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty

by domster April 26, 2006

Party socks

Type of socks usually with red or blue stripes on top of tube socks 2 or 3 stripes. Used as a derogatory term. May no longer be relivant as this was a negative term in 1980's - 1990's in the eastern united states'.

Party socks "where's the party at". Party meaning you have party socks on.

by Signal333 June 2, 2021

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

by svdmailf December 15, 2013

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

by J84* February 23, 2014