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schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!
*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!
by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010
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rape fist

1. inserting a fist into the vagina or anus of a woman (or man) without consent.
2. the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force to be fisted.
3. an act of plunder, violent seizure or abuse, by penetrating the vaginal cavity of a woman using a fist.
Pete: "Hey, Nick, I just rape fisted your mom"

Nick:"Fuck off, that's disgusting man"
by Nickoto January 9, 2011
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chat raped

when some one talks to you in your sleep and you answer them, leading on to a conversation
"i fell asleep on the couch last night and mum totally chat raped me, she told me al about it this morning. i feel so violated".
by kiwidave October 12, 2010
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Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
by midnightmyst April 12, 2011
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fate-rape

the action or process of forcefully altering, changing or in any way derailing possible natural occurrences otherwise known as fate.

to commit fate-rape: to knowingly alter the course of your own or someone elses fate.

the raping of one's fate
" i just fate-raped my exam" ( i was sure to fail )

" when we started dating she fate-raped me" (changed the course of my life )

Angelina's kids are fate-raped ( their fates are altered to those of regular kids )

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by pass the soap clothing September 8, 2010
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data rape

Using a persons data without consent.. aka fucking them over by misusing their personal data in a way that was not consensual. Often accomplished with droofies (see droofies).
You: "WTF Facebook!?!"

Friend: "What ?"

You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."

Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."
by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011
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Name Rape

The act of someone guessing the pronunciation of other's names wrong on a consistent basis. This action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped.

No matter how common the name is, the Name Rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pronouncing a name. The victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly.

Victims may be Name Raped multiple times by the same Name Rapist. Name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents.

Sometimes a Name Rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance.
The following is an example of a college professor engaging in Name Rape during the first class of the semester:

Prof.-"Deeemon Smith? That's odd.."
Demond-"Demoond!"
Prof."I was gonna say....."

Prof.-"Katey Willshit? *looks around*"
Prof.-"Katey?"
Katey-"Whilleshet"
Prof.-"Ahh"

Prof-"Shakira Montorossa?"
Shakara-"Shakaaaar(rolls R)aa Monterosa!"
Prof.-"Sorry Shakira."
by Hayden5757 September 9, 2011
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