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cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
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Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.
I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat
by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025
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hog girl

a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.
by girlgamerxd November 2, 2022
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closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
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stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.
Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 28, 2023
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