A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
by omrizhaki January 26, 2019
Get the Grease Daddymug. A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.
by That radio guy April 20, 2018
Get the pineapple daddymug. Your personal drug dealer.
by Swallowed Quarters April 1, 2008
Get the score daddymug. Girlfriend 2: what did you have to give up for that?
Both looking at pretty bracelet on girlfriend 1 wrist?
Girlfriend 1: "I didnt have to give up nothing I recieved it from my saccharine daddy, he does not get any sugar"
Both looking at pretty bracelet on girlfriend 1 wrist?
Girlfriend 1: "I didnt have to give up nothing I recieved it from my saccharine daddy, he does not get any sugar"
by 69hysteria87 October 13, 2019
Get the Saccharine Daddymug. Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
by dougasm101 May 31, 2013
Get the Coffee Daddymug. Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!
by spiderdaddycreator May 6, 2018
Get the spider daddymug. When your drunk as hell in the club and rubbing your crotch against a girls leg/hip while trying to stay in rhythm with the beat.
Peter drank too much rum and dislocated his hip again after tryna 'Daddy Stanky' all the midget chicks.
by Sidderz November 9, 2018
Get the Daddy Stankymug.