Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast
I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn
by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019
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unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons
Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis
by Dustinyv June 17, 2019
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Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
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Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
“There was much unicorning at the party

Can’t wait to unicorn you”
by Megatron84 July 18, 2024
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unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Power unicorn

A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄
“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
by \buffalo-brown November 20, 2020
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