SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

Salt shaker

When a girl shakes after being shagged/fingered.

Man 1: aye I linked with Emily last night
Man 2: bro is she a salt shaker
Man 1: yeah and a water pistol

by Nobman October 25, 2020

Salt mommy

A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.

I want a salt mommy

by Sparkle_gelatine September 3, 2024

SALTS

SMILED A LITTLE THEN STOPED

When your friend sends you somthing funny but it’s really not

Person:(sends video)
Me: SALTS

by Xrayv4104 November 20, 2020

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022