jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first

Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night

by Poprock56 May 11, 2017

Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020

Race to the Sea

during ww1, king albert from Belgium decided not to let Germany pass through Belgium....King Albert responded with "Ok, lets flood the damn yser river!"

it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album

Belgium soldiers: blow up the dam!
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river

that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race

by Sir_Juggy July 23, 2023

Dick racing

When two guys fuck two girls to see who can last the longest

I was dick racing last night with John and lost by two seconds

by Jamdrew17 November 24, 2022

Racing rabbits

When you have to poo but it comes out fast.

Man I’m suffering from the racing rabbits.

by Lunchlips121 March 13, 2022

Perry County Sack Race

When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still

"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"

by BillyBobby1245 November 28, 2017

Racing gear

Stockings & suspenders

Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "

by Slickforlife June 18, 2018