Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.

by 00100001 January 5, 2014

Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.

On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.

by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021

Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.

by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011

Spirit Porn

A time at which a couple fuck so good that even their spirits start making love.

Terry: Hey Tom I heard you and your wife were making spirit porn again.

Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.

by IStoleYourFetus May 29, 2018

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.

"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"

by El person March 4, 2014