by amiriluverr August 15, 2025
Get the tip polishingmug. A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglarsmug. Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
Get the Polish Turkeymug. John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer December 16, 2015
Get the Polish Lispmug. The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
Get the mail polishmug. A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Polish Womanmug. That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.
by clevermeats January 29, 2016
Get the polish dinnermug.