Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Pensacola Pit Lizard

The act of hooking up with multiple race car drivers with the hopes of getting small fame.

She’s always at the track. She must be a Pensacola pit lizard.

by TCB52 April 7, 2025

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

pit fever

that feeling you get the day after a moshpit where you feel like you have the worst fever of your life and your bones feel like theyre ready to snap

person a: hey man, lets go hit another concert tonight!!
person b: sorry man can't make it, i got pit fever right now. i think i went too hard the last concert.
person a: whatever old boy, more fun for me then! see ya around!

by czplo May 14, 2025

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

by FreakHouseL June 12, 2025

Pit jet

a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.

Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

twerkle pit

A Twerkle Pit is a form of concert pit which replaces traditional moshing for shaking some ass. The iconic term originates from Scene Queen's song 'Pink G-String', which both defines the term and instructs concertgoers in the bridge: "Twerkle Pit: twerk in the circle pit! ..."

"how was the Scene Queen concert?"
"so good, I survived and slayed in the Twerkle Pit!"

by hoochiewithdacoochie August 25, 2023