dick tax

A set payment required of men to gain entry into an bar, nightclub, discoteque, event, or similar establishment. Also known as a cover charge.

The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.
An example of a Dick Tax: Ladies free 'til midnight. Guys $20.00 at the door.

by Biscayne Bystander December 12, 2006
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dick kick

The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.

Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 06, 2009
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dick count

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.
Madonna's dick count must be over 100.
by Burgdizzle July 03, 2008
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Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.
Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss
by BigDood79 October 30, 2017
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dick flex

Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.
by Floppy Disk Blosko October 15, 2009
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Big dick

by Urban trapper April 01, 2016
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porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!
by Sai Kopath March 09, 2015
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