Typical slut text

Commonly reffered to as a TST, the Typical slut text is a text message a guy recieves from a girl who is undecided on whether or not to be a complete slut.

A TST can range from simply killing the conversation, to contradicting what they may have previosly said.

Girl: "Really really enjoyed seeing you earlier, you're so nice. Hopefully see you tomorrow ;) xxx"
Guy: "Yeah same, speak to you tomorrow! xxx"

*Next day*

Guy: "Hey, you allright? Wuu2? Hope you're okay and stuff. xxx"
Girl: "At Work :) x" <-- Typical Slut Text (TST)

by DJ Fritzl - Drum & BASEMENT July 26, 2010

Six Million Dollar Text

Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.

Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."

by thinair421 April 16, 2010

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by Baby Gurl Harder August 11, 2019

Bitch Text

When a guy misses his bitch when she's away, and feels that he needs to tell her so he sends her a bitch txt. If he does this he looses an element of his manhood, hence the name, "bitch txt".

Sesh: I really miss her man.
Gav: Send her a txt you big bitch.
Sesh: Nah man, I don't wanna send her a bitch text.
Gav: Just send the fucking thing you big bitch.

by G.Willi August 4, 2008

Morning Text

The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.

Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her

Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text

Guy 2: Good idea

by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009

Trash Text

Trash Text is a form of boast or insult commonly read in competitive situations (such as sports events) communicated via cell phone text. The use of text as opposed to face-to-face trash talking has many advantages. For instance, one may say something in a text they normally wouldn't in person. Furthermore, it is brief, succinct, and avoids confrontation.

Person 1: When the Packers shit on the Vikings on Monday, Im gonna trash text Chris, he's a big Vikings fan.

Person 2: Cool.

by Sconny55 October 3, 2009

bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011