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text-a-mans

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.
LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS
by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017
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speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.
Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.
by Aceacles December 30, 2009
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Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person
Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room
by rodroddy May 1, 2010
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hyper text

The popular way of communicating using text-capable cell phones, computers, or other high tech gadgets. Also an effective way of non-confrontational communication.
"That girl has a Sidekick and she can hyper text her friends like 50 words a minute."
by HaydenS77 April 8, 2008
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Great text

A sarcastic remark used when taking the piss out of someone who thinks their Text/tag is really good but is actually shit.
"I tagged the bus stop yesterday!"
"What'd ya write?"
"..Great text"

"Why have you written that Great text all over your book?"
by Captain Crumbs January 15, 2008
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after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.
Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"
by keenonwho February 21, 2011
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Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.
Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011
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