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Georgia Tech

A school in downtown Atlanta that, despite the unfortunate appearance and attitude of most of its men, attracts Agnes Scott girls on the weekends. Free drinks seem to overshadow the fat, pompous frat-boys.
Jill: I'm really bored-- there is nothing to do tonight.
Jane: Well... we could always go to Georgia Tech for free alchohol...
by purpleoctopus March 10, 2007
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tech support

A modality by which corporations - especially american ones - can figuratively substantiate their marketing claims of providing assistance without actually having to provide any.
> On Thu, July 20, 2006 5:07 pm, Mario R. Sanchez, Ph.D. wrote:
> Raymond J. (10337): Hi, my name is Raymond J. (10337). How may I help you?
> mario: hi
> Raymond J. (10337): Hello.
> Raymond J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> mario: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> mario: mario
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you Mario.
> Raymond J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> mario: model wpg54g
> mario: it has no version info
> Raymond J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> mario: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Raymond J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> Linksys product?
> mario: did you read my first question?
> mario: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> linksys tell me who originally bought the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario I'm sorry but I can't.
> mario: who can?
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario where did you get router?
> mario: i am looking to buy it -
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in best buy.
> mario: i am looking to linksys for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> linksys
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): The customer.
> mario: what does "the customer" mean?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from linksys and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Raymond J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> mario: lets try this again: WHO DID LINKSYS SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys is the manufacturer.
> Raymond J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> mario: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys sell there products to the retailers.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> mario: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Raymond J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> mario: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did linksys sell a product to
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay. Yes, Linksys sells products.
> mario: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did Linksys sell one particular product to?
> Raymond J. (10337): You can buy one product at best buy.
> mario: is best buy the only company linksys sells products to?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see. When you buy a Linksys its the best buy.
> mario: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.
by Mario R. Sanchez, Ph.D. September 7, 2008
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Teachery

The act of dressing, acting, or portraying teacher-like behavior.
Jane: Do you think this sweater looks teachery? I want to look professional in front of my class.

Mark: Yeah, I could see a teacher wearing that.

Or

Jane: Man, we got totally wasted after school the other day!

Mark: Wow, so not teachery behavior!
by ValeriePlame August 23, 2009
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teacher

people that teach you
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teacher's pet

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.
Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."
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Euro-Tech

A plausable sounding yet non existent genre of dance music, generally namedropped to annoy and bewilder serious DJ's.
"Yo dicksmoke... can you play some good Euro-Tech? I gotta get my fistpump on..."
by SafetyDrake March 24, 2010
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hecka tech

Used when describing an object, a feat, or an idea that is particularly innovative/advanced/cool.
Person #1: Look at Chris' new phone! I think it can detect unicorns when they get within ten miles of his phone!
Person #2: Whoah, hecka tech!
by Zeritisan June 2, 2011
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