uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone
1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke
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Tanked the economy

Hey... Hey, guys...
Hym "Wouldn't it be funny if every time liberals got into office we tanked the economy and blamed it on them? Heh... We could probably be pretty subtle about it and just tank it every time we lose and then hold 'a good economy' hostage so we can maintain the status quo. LIKE WE DO WITH OUR RELIGION! It'd be, like, the same exact thing except for politics!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Tanking

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).
The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week
by BGR3 April 03, 2016
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tanking

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Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet
I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking
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Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking
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Tanking

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.
Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"
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