Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

tabkewaabing

The act of whining when a guardian orders you to clean the counters and/or an other surface.

The girl was tabkewaabing as the babysitter forced her to clean the house.

by ThusIATEthecrackers May 12, 2018

Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends

I wish I sat at table 11
Me too

by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018

Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.

While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers”

by Hydrasia August 15, 2018

Tabiesha

Your fave bookworm. Stans the best performer of all time.
Always horny but shy at thee same time.
Also a rat (wbk).

Tabiesha : "I love books!"
Us : "Y'all here sumn?"

by Gurl.I.Guess September 15, 2018

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018