1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 18, 2008
Get the Dead Seal Crawl mug.Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.
I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008
Get the stealth facebooking mug.A hamburger in which crumbles of cheese, usually cheddar or blue cheese, are mixed into the ground beef. This makes it a cheeseburger - but the cheese is hidden inside the patty, hence "stealth".
by Slamburglar June 14, 2009
Get the stealth cheeseburger mug.To creep on someone on Facebook without making it obvious and/or letting them know. You can do this by looking at their page, friend, pictures, etc just NOT LIKING or COMMENTING on anything.
This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
Sally- OH DANG LUCY NOW TIM KNOWS I CREEP ON HIM BECAUSE I CAME UP AS #1 FAN!
Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
by AwkwardTeenagers123 July 15, 2011
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Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!
by LS21 July 15, 2011
Get the Thunder Stealer mug.A feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn't remember for a short or long time. It's when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. It's that epiphany or sudden realization.
"I couldn't figure out who else had been in that movie. After going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn't seem right to me, I thought of Johnny Depp. That was it! A sealing feeling overcame me."
by Katie K. July 1, 2008
Get the Sealing mug.a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.
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