Pop Squid

(Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …

As a verb-

That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…

As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…

by Mista PoP Squid October 7, 2023

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024

Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.

A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?

by Altoids tin February 11, 2024

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024