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Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.
E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”
by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019
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Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.
John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.
by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025
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tangled spoon

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon
Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge
by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021
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Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle
A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon
by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024
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Spoon

A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.
Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.
by ChaddestChad November 26, 2022
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Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.
Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?
by Nigga killa March 16, 2023
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tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
by A Common Guy January 17, 2025
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