Spider Monkey

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006

spiderbites

Three piercings, usually on the bottom lip, although they can be located anywhere on the body. The most common form is avertical labret, with two rings on either side of the mouth.

"Look at her, struttin' around just because she has spiderbites!"

by calea November 18, 2006

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

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by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

Spider

Name of the shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time..eeeew

Boy 1: Si bol niekedy v Spideri? (Ever beeen to Spider?)
Boy 2: Ti jebe? Ne! (Fuck no!)

by lukka January 11, 2005

Shiver me timbers

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........


FEAR MY WOOD.

Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.

by 4dimensional August 30, 2005

Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider

(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!

by Sap December 25, 2004

Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

by DMITCH November 22, 2007