Social zoned

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.

"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

Social House

Pretty optimistic guys from Pittsburgh that are pretty chill that floss regularly and thrift heavily for random things such as harnesses and fish net jumpsuits. Rarely found without positive energy and plant-based dietary restrictions. Some times found in the Hamptons. Legalize weed everywhere.

Dang...that Social House song is stuck in my head!

by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018

hantai social

hantai social is where some one likes hentai a lot and will go to lengths to stay away from people

you descended into that basement for 2 weeks what are you hantai social

by mr dank pepe man September 17, 2018

social owl

A social owl is a person who is dead during the day, but at night they go out for almost any occasion.

A: hey wanna gab some lunch?
Social owl: nah I dont feel like it
A: wanna go driking after my dogs bithday dinner?
Social owl: YES

by Vutuyashii December 3, 2019

Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!

Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.

by Social Potato April 25, 2019

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

social slave

Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.

Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.

by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019