Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

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Shrimp Boil

Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.

Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.

by 614_FGR January 9, 2024

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Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024

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Shrimpophobia

The intense fear of the character Shrimpo from the hit game Dandy’s World.

Guy 1: “I have really bad claustrophobia, do you have any phobias?”
Guy 2: “Only one, but it’s very intense… Shrimpophobia.”

by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024

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Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

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