Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

shut up!

I’m not gonna fight with you. Meet me in bed

Jill-“shut up!”
Jack-“so meet you in bed”

by Phantom VeniVidiVici March 30, 2020

shut up ben

when you want a guy name ben who is quite small and is very annoying who also lives in west bridgford to shut up

Ben: "But I didn't do that"
Person 1 : "HAAHAHAHA shut up ben"

by HeHatesBen.C March 20, 2024

Shut the bitchyfuck up

Telling someone to shut the fuck up and call them a bitch + beat the fuck up out of them until they are dead.

David: Yes! I stole my haters spot on the plane after so much days!

Johnny: HEY BITCHEAD! YOU JUST STOLE MY FAVORITE SPOT!

David: Shut up Johnny!

Johnny: SHUT THE BITCHYFUCK UP OR I’LL KILL YOU!

by MeanWordGenorator February 12, 2023

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

Shut your nuts

Putting your balls in a nutcracker

Connor, Richie, and John: Avie your ugly
Avie: shut your nuts

by Avielicious December 3, 2019