Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Shitter Shuffle

The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.

Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”

by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Soto shuffle

The dancelike movements baseball player Juan Soto makes at bat between pitches, including hip wiggles, junk grabs, and staredowns. Believed by some to be an intimidation tactic, by others to be Soto just being extravagant.

Nationals fans love the Soto Shuffle, they go crazy for it.

by slimyslim March 30, 2021