sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!
Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008
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Johnny : and I was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
Johnny : she was like what the fuck is that
Johnny : I tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
Johnny : so then I like ejaculated in my hand and like slapped her in the face
Kevin : .......
Johnny : yeah man it was fucking raw I tell ya
Kevin : Yeah
Johnny : and I was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
Johnny : she was like what the fuck is that
Johnny : I tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
Johnny : so then I like ejaculated in my hand and like slapped her in the face
Kevin : .......
Johnny : yeah man it was fucking raw I tell ya
by Johnny ; September 26, 2006
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