Sad Trumbone

Sexual position in which someone while in the process of anal penetration, substitutes the penetrating object with a fart. So instead of being penetrated the person receives a fart.

Collin totally gave meg the ol' Sad Trumbone last Tuesday. She got him back with the ole Enya prank.

by Chef Rojo March 28, 2022

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Sadness

Sadness is an emotion
Sometimes it is needed

Sometimes it is awful
Sadness can cover someone's light and leave them in the darkness
Sadness can be the emotion you feel after feeling numb inside

People see sadness as a down side to life but everyone feels it. It's normal to feel it.

You are your one person. Some people are more emotional than others.

Don't let the sadness take over and if you have let someone be the light.

"i was sad yesterday, it felt great to let that emotion being expressed"

"I can feel the sadness taking over"

by Koryoki November 3, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad-off

When 2 people engage in a war of words, but both people are just being sad in the process.

Anthony and John were having a sad-off after playing a video game

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019