Realtek

An IT technician that is a "realtek" (Real Tech). But not good enough to be a "intel pro".
This is a play on words. As Realtek is a brand of Network Cards as it Intel Pro.

James updates the SQL on the webserver, and takes down over 200 customer websites (during business hours).

James is a Realtek.

by iproreaktek August 20, 2014

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roast Rump

A girl with a huge nice booty ;)

Yo you see dat juicy roast rump on dat girl mmm.

by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015

Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.

"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."

by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015

roast ripper

The act of passing large quantities of gas while engaging in sexual intercourse, typically because of eating a hearty meal prior.

I was letting out some roast rippers with my girl after eating taco bell

by 4117nick December 15, 2015

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Roast

Boy you legit look like a burnt sweet potato

Ill roast you in a fight

by Hater124 May 27, 2016