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depression

One of the many side effects of being a teenager.

See also, bipolar disorder.
Teenager A: I have chronic depression.
Teenager B: It's because you are a teenager. You'll be happy tomorrow, no worries.
by Car-o-line October 19, 2005
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depression

"Deep sadness. Hey, I'm only 15 but who cares? I've just learned alot of things. How there are no real friends in this world, duh! How people are always mean, duh! I've got my whole life ahead of me.... blah blah. I know people have it worse. But who cares??? I have thoughts of SUICIDE ! Although I don't have the guts to do it who cares ! ! ! ! ! !
I hate this life , I wanna die.
I am filled with depression."

god dude that wrote this has depression problems!
baby doll i think of suicide yes and i don't have the guts and i'm your age but there are friends and thats one of the things that keeps me alive.
depression isn't a permenant state of mind. although it feels like a hole eating at you regardless of where you are but if you surround yourself with friends you'll be fine! well you should i don't always but meh. and emo wise, just cause i dress and talk and bleh like an emo don't meen that i'm permenently depressed and slit my wrists (i haven't for a month lol :D) i can be quite happy go and hyper active and that happens alot. your more likely to get depressed alone.
alone she sat in depression, knife at her side.
shall i??? the question kills her, but not quite
a friend walks in
"lets go out you look depressed i'm meeting people up town"
"woteva"

she come's back smiling after being surrounded by happy people looks at the knife and puts it away.

tjats how you deal with it dude!!!
by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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Depression

Depression is not real, it is just very committed sadness
by Pipi Soup September 4, 2017
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Depression

big sad boi be sad about his microscopic penis and decides to get enlarging pills
Tom: Mom, has my anti-depressants for my depression come in yet?
by idontknowwhatimdoinganymore February 3, 2018
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Postbottom Depression

When a girl looses weight and and is no longer gifted in that area.
Becky: Oh my god my butt shrunk.

I think your just going through Postbottom depression
by CrooksG35 October 16, 2010
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Happy Depression

Having sudden, impulsive urges to end ones self but in a positive manner
“I think I’m suffering from happy depression, I feel super excited when someone brings up suicide.”
by Weno’s Backpack November 3, 2017
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