Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017

marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.

The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.

by Nnn21 December 21, 2017

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no

by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021