Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.
Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.
by Klondike708 September 1, 2012
Get the Pocket Herniamug. "Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
by Music_Is_Forever April 1, 2022
Get the pocket divingmug. When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.
by Cub4n December 21, 2016
Get the steam pocketmug. The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.
by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012
Get the Pocket Engravingmug. To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.
Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.
by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018
Get the Pocket jalapenomug. by STU12 May 22, 2022
Get the Finger pocketmug. by Muff Olson January 7, 2022
Get the Pocket Shrimpmug.