Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Pensacola Pit Lizard

The act of hooking up with multiple race car drivers with the hopes of getting small fame.

She’s always at the track. She must be a Pensacola pit lizard.

by TCB52 April 7, 2025

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

pit fever

that feeling you get the day after a moshpit where you feel like you have the worst fever of your life and your bones feel like theyre ready to snap

person a: hey man, lets go hit another concert tonight!!
person b: sorry man can't make it, i got pit fever right now. i think i went too hard the last concert.
person a: whatever old boy, more fun for me then! see ya around!

by czplo May 14, 2025

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

by FreakHouseL June 12, 2025

Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.

I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky

by Klufsmash November 27, 2023

The Pit

A synonym for a romantic relationship defined by insecurity, manipulation, stress, overreaction, outbursts, lying, and general toxicity. Often void of honesty, companionship, respect, dedication, and desire.

This new girl he's been dating's really got him in The Pit. We been hoping he gets outta there sometime soon.

by RDsCookie November 28, 2023