slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Pineapple

The white man watermelon

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.

by Fart.com February 7, 2020

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.

That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.

by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

pineapple head

IBella (youtuber) got roasted by some random dude in brookhaven.

"pineapple head"

by ivory_plaid April 24, 2022

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024