Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.

My good friend is a blonde peanut.

by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017

The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016