paradox

a paradox in timetravel is implying that you are in a situation where you need 2 of you at once or even three or four. you cant controll what the other (you's) do. so it is impossable to controll the outcome(s).

you go back in time
you see yourself 5 miutes ago
your other you sees you
he goes back in time
you are in a paradox

by rat burgis April 8, 2008

paladino

one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole

My life was good until i met a Paladino.

by cococurry February 21, 2011

rest in paradise

Often mistaken interpretation of the abbreviation RIP (which stands for rest in peace), which is used to express sympathy upon the death of a friend or loved one.

She said "rest in paradise" when Kobe Bryant passed away, when what she really meant was "rest in peace".

by Winterbuzz7 January 27, 2020

PKT Paladin

My cuddleboy. All mine! Mine! ^^

*Booken cuddles PKT_Paladin lotsa times

by Booken July 14, 2003

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now? What good has hope ever done anybody? Hope is for (and by) the hopeless. Wishing is for what someone hasn't made happen, it's easier to wish for something that isn't likely to happen to happen than it is to go ahead and just make it happen, to get it over with.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

paradox

a seeming contradiction that can be resolved through a higher understanding (and no, not G-d. although some people equate any serious thinking with some higher power)

"in order to achieve peace, we must prepare for war"

by sarah the omnipotent October 18, 2003