Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024

Bubba Mains

Bubba Mains are the best. They love to protect you by making sure the survivors can't unhook you. They will even tunnel you and cut you with their chainsaw making you look like Jason from Stranger Things. They will then look up and down for 4.20 seconds and then do a 69 degree turn 10 times then will mori you. Only one survivor gets this treatment however as the others will either DC or escape

I guess we'll only be getting 5000 bloodpoints cause it's a Bubba Mains

by Not Fairhursts Mother July 19, 2022

main house

When you have multiple houses, the main one.

For example, Bush's main house is a ranch in Texas. It used to be the White House.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself

From the word "Mario". It's a neopronoun that is created be me, which is based on the pronoun "I" for the patterns.

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself (Pronoun)

mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

Maine Muncher

When a lesbian sticks cheez its into a gay man’s foreskin, and eats it out of the foreskin.

Yo! Yolanda and Fred just had a Maine Muncher!

by Ichabod Van Doberman May 17, 2025

set the mains

Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.

"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."

"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017