The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009
Someone who is perky relaxed and giving you the time of day during those first couple of drinks. When they're still fun and awake and just a bit high but focused somewhat. Before they get sick from much more and pass out.
by DawnR. September 13, 2006
A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.
by finallygettingpublished March 05, 2020
Chicken cooked with beer.
An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
by Two Barrel May 14, 2009
by BradPlague December 11, 2017
by Lucille Tercio July 01, 2016
When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 06, 2013